Quick update.

I got to draw the editorial cartoon for The Jet (school paper), and I'll probably be opening a shop on gaia soon.

Hopefully it'll work out.

In honor of my shiny new character: "Ollie" who runs around in stolen boxers and galoshes.

I stole it from Air

1. What is your character’s full name?
Libra Olivia, responds only to Ollie

2. When were they born?
Nineteen years ago

3. What are their parent’s names?
Bettie and Hales

4. Do they have any brothers or sisters?
Three, all brothers.

5. What kind of eyes do they have?
Her eyes have no color to them

6. What kind of hair do they have?
Rough, unevenly cut short green hair

7. What is their complexion like?
Dark

8. What body type are they?
Kind of stocky, but well proportioned.

9. What is listening to their voice like?
A smooth, but sticky voice. Much like duct tape

10. Do they have a favourite quote?
Nawh

11. What sort of music do they enjoy?
Exciting music, like rock and some pop.

12. Have they ever cheated on a partner?
No

13. Have they ever lost someone close to them?
She lost her younger brother to an accidental gang shooting while she was taking him to visit a friend.

14. What is their favourite sound?
The wind hollering at the skyscrapers

15. What is their opinion on euthanasia?
She's afraid of it.

16. Are they judgmental of others?
Just enough to be annoying, but not enough to be offensive.

17. Have they ever been drunk?
Once or twice

18. What are they like when they stay up all night?
Rather chipper, but with a really bad sense of humor.

19. Have they ever been arrested?
Yes, some on false charges.

20. What colour evokes strong memories for them?
Black and white.

21. What do they do on rainy days?
She might stay in, or she might go out. Hell, she does wear galoshes, might as well play in the puddles.

22. What religion are they?
Agnostic.

23. What word do they overuse the most?
Hey!

24. What do they wear to bed?
Same thing she wears everyday.

25. Do they have any tattoos or piercings?
Barcode on her left shoulder.

26. What type of clothing are they most comfortable in?
Black ripped tops and black and white stripped boxers.

27. What is their most disliked saying?
"Oh now look, she/he's a banana!"

28. Do they have any enemies?
Yep.

29. What does their writing look like?
Sloppy slanted block letters.

30. What disgusts them?
Violence, intolerance.

31. Has your OC developed any romantic relationships?
On/off girlfriend named Dolly. Dolly thinks she might be a devil.

32. What are three weaknesses in them?
It's easy to push her buttons, people close to her, sensitive hearing, oh and that barcode on her shoulder automatically identifies her to anybody

33. Strengths?
Dimensional switch-out and hearing abilities, courage, cleverness and creative.

34. Does your character have any phobias?
Can't stand the sight of blood.

35. What could you do to get them into a blind rage?
Hurt somebody, anybody

36. Has he/she encountered any traumatizing events?
The death of her brother, and her experience at the research facility

37. What was probably the best time in his/her life so far?
Dolly and her paired up, and they randomly dismantled a large corporation. But the fun part was taking down the building.

38. Does your character ever get depressed?
Yes

39. Leader or Follower?
Mostly a leader.

40. What is the main aspect of his/her personality?
She's passionate.

Check this shit out.

Picture I drew over a year ago: [link]

Saw VI Blood Drive Poster: [link]

Ashlyea's Coloring, also drawn over a year ago: [link]

I suppose the fact Ashlyea's a cannibal only adds to the irony this lady is the image of a Saw Blood Drive.

Happy Halloween.

Directions
Go to urbandictiary.com, type in your answer and write one of the first definitions

NAME: Ashly
Ashly is a girl who was probably born Ashley and wants to distinguish herself from all the other "Ashley"s. If you've watched Disney's Recess as a child you would be able to pin point her as being more like Spanelli (She's an Ashley too), than the preppy girls whose daddies bought them a clubhouse to have at school.

AGE: 15
One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers.

FAVORITE FOOD: Chocolate
1) a substitute for sex
2) something women crave when not getting satisfied sexually

WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING: Homework
a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor

FAVORITE COLOR: Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

BIRTHPLACE: Wisconsin
A state that consumes more alcohol and has a higher people-to-bar ratio then any other state in the country.

MONTH OF YOUR B-DAY: March
Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.

LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE WITH: Zach
#1. A name of a person who is often smart, cunning, dresses well and likes to have fun. A party goer that attracts many people with his intellect, jokes, and good smile.

#2. A name of a person who likes to fool around and be with his friends, often very caring about others and has no problem dealing with tools.

Let's start off on a chipper note, shall we boys and girls?

Ten things that make you mangle and devour babies pissed:

1. Illiteracy and grammatical errors. Even if you forget to capitalize a letter (outside style) or perhaps have had a typo, I'll be there to throw the book at you.
2. Extraneous loud noises. Example: A bus filled with loud children.
3. Disrespect, ignorance, and stupidity. This explains itself.
4. People who constantly use the phrase "That's so gay," or any variations of it.
5. Consistently hyper people.
6. Being touched, grabbed, hugged, pulled, or hit. I don't like it, so knock it off.
7. Continuing off of #6, I'm naturally solitary, so stop bitching if I'm in my room all the time.
8. PETA, KFC, Walmart, Hot Topic, etc...
9. Concerning role-plays: Disorder (no turn order), one liners, 10 paragraph + posters, teen characters with amazingly improbable abilities, and fan fiction.
10. Poseurs, people who admire Hot Topic, shitty music, and Lady GaGa.


(Feel free to copy and make your own list)

Everything Else

-Thanks to Gaia, I now know the basics of coding.
-Also thanks to Gaia, homework is a pain in the ASS.
-I'm selling my artistic soul; I'm drawing avis and the like for gold on Gaia.
-Seminar is going to kill me.
-Journalism isn't all that great.
-My dad has an English to Klingon dictionary.
-I'm slowly attempting to go vegan. Likewise, soy milk tastes great!