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The label on the can says: Garden Medley Journal

Wed Sep 23, 2009, 3:44 PM
Let's start off on a chipper note, shall we boys and girls?

Ten things that make you mangle and devour babies pissed:

1. Illiteracy and grammatical errors. Even if you forget to capitalize a letter (outside style) or perhaps have had a typo, I'll be there to throw the book at you.
2. Extraneous loud noises. Example: A bus filled with loud children.
3. Disrespect, ignorance, and stupidity. This explains itself.
4. People who constantly use the phrase "That's so gay," or any variations of it.
5. Consistently hyper people.
6. Being touched, grabbed, hugged, pulled, or hit. I don't like it, so knock it off.
7. Continuing off of #6, I'm naturally solitary, so stop bitching if I'm in my room all the time.
8. PETA, KFC, Walmart, Hot Topic, etc...
9. Concerning role-plays: Disorder (no turn order), one liners, 10 paragraph + posters, teen characters with amazingly improbable abilities, and fan fiction.
10. Poseurs, people who admire Hot Topic, shitty music, and Lady GaGa.


(Feel free to copy and make your own list)

Everything Else

-Thanks to Gaia, I now know the basics of coding.
-Also thanks to Gaia, homework is a pain in the ASS.
-I'm selling my artistic soul; I'm drawing avis and the like for gold on Gaia.
-Seminar is going to kill me.
-Journalism isn't all that great.
-My dad has an English to Klingon dictionary.
-I'm slowly attempting to go vegan. Likewise, soy milk tastes great!

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  • Mood: Grumpy
  • Listening to: The crickets singing just for me
  • Reading: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman/Terry Pratchett
  • Watching: Tessie
  • Eating: Notzing
  • Drinking: Cream Soda

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~AryanaTenshi Sep 23, 2009, 5:04:51 PM
6. Being touched, grabbed, hugged, pulled, or hit. I don't like it, so knock it off.

Can I hug you?
-hugtouchesgrabspullshits-
In one move.

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Dance is the form of expressing emotion through our body. Photography is the form of artwork that captures a moment and keeps it in our hearts forever.
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~Ashlyea Sep 24, 2009, 3:32:57 PM
(read as butt grab)

No. :rage:

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"Either you repeat the same conventional doctrines everybody is saying, or else you say something true, and it will sound like it's from Neptune." -Noam Chomsky
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~Airlaith Sep 25, 2009, 2:10:09 AM
I wasn't aware you had a Gaia account.
Or maybe I was and just forgot about it.
Regardless... What's your username?

--
We lay, we lay together
Just not too close, too close
How close is close enough?

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~Ashlyea Sep 25, 2009, 12:04:57 PM
Thing is I made it about 2 years back and then promptly forgot about it. That is until recently.

Naerill is my username.

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"Either you repeat the same conventional doctrines everybody is saying, or else you say something true, and it will sound like it's from Neptune." -Noam Chomsky
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~Airlaith Sep 26, 2009, 1:37:11 AM
Ah, I sorta did that as well. Sorta.

I'll add you, after I've done a quick search. C:

--
We lay, we lay together
Just not too close, too close
How close is close enough?

ಠ_ಠ
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