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Now To Fill Up Space! (Stolen from )

EMO:

[x] you own at least 5 black shirts
[] you like skinny jeans
[x] you’re listening to music right now (Didn't know it was a crime man!)
[x]you have painted your fingernails black before
[x] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3/itunes
[x] Like the color black
[x] hate most girly girls (LIEK OH MY GOD)
[x] have dyed your hair dark (Burgundy)
[x] sometimes like to be alone (Oh. Woe Is Me)
[x] hate popular music
[] keep hair in front of your face
[x] have given people evil stares (who hasn't?)
[] Hate your parent(s)
[] Life sucks for you
[x] have been called Emo (which really sucks.)
[] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue (pink, but not baby blue or teal Those rock )
[] Complain a lot
[x] own a studded belt (Goodwill <__< )
Total: 12


PART TWO:


SLUT/MAN WHORE:

[] own more than 10 short shorts
[] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[] have been called a slut
[x] like to/want to drink alcohol
[] wear short dresses/shorts/skirts in public
[x] wear low cut shirts
[] have been called a tease
[] Flirt with every cute guy!
[] own 5 tube tops
[] you kiss because you can
Total: 2


PART THREE:


JOCK:

[] Own at least 5 jerseys
[] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[] Love sports
[] Own 5 or more trackys
[x] Dont wear makeup (I do, and I don't)
[] Play more than 2 sports
[] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[] You play/ played baseball-softball on a team
[] You play/ played soccer/field hockey on a team
[] You run/ran track
[] You play/played on a netball team
[] You play/ played football on a team
[] Been called a jock
[] Have set a record
[] Are friends with your coach
[] Love watching sports
[] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total: 1


NERD:


[x] wear your pants at your waist (Do skirts count?)
[] have/had braces
[x] in advanced classes
[] On Math team
[x] Have had all A’s
[x] have been called a nerd
[x] LOVE to learn
[x] Like your teachers
[x] Watch history channel
[x] never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[] Dont have pics of yourself on myspace (I didn't for 3 years)
[x] read a book a month (TRY THREE A MONTH HAWWWH)
[x] You read on your last spring break
[x] Have your own website (But Not Really)
[] wear pocket protectors
Total: 12

OH FRACKIN AY ITS A TIE

. . . *dramatic music* . . . Lets Let The Audience Decide!

Now enter in on your keypad within the next 5 mins, and our TV Audience can Text 512512 to NERDOREMO Now!

...Before I peer pressure you.
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I totally will.

Had a end of the semester social trip for school today... at the bowling alley! Yey! And lest to say, my buddy and I acted like idiots <_<

Here's some Statistics:
-Bowling ball drops: 7 (accidental)
-Gutter balls: 5,000 (purposely put the ball in the gutter twice)
-Bowled backwards: 3 times
-Slowest speed on purpose: 2 MPH
-Times ball stopped: 2 (also accidental)
-Informed that this was a bowling alley: Once

I felt bad for the people who had to get the balls we got stuck on the lane.

We're a bowling alley's worst nightmare. Oh Noes Bowlers Feel Free To Shun Now.

~~~~Art Stuffs~~~~

I spent my gift card at Michael's and got a bunch of new supplies a couple weeks ago ^___^, including some proper coloring pencils, and some line pens that came in a pack of five. Also got a new spiral bound sketch book, and a board to hold my work on when I draw, and a new kneaded eraser, since my old one got all yucky.

Must get around to drawing:
-A Phoenix (for a friend)
-The Elder Drudiia Healer

Must get around to uploading:
---Superheros (ToastMaster And Friends)
---Doodles of Various Chars in my notebooks

~~~~Miscellaneous~~~~

I might start doing comisions soon, drop a note if you want me to draw something for you, complete with a brief description of what you want to be in it/ of the OC.

Don't be afraid... I don't bite.

I just bowl horribly. XP

I apologize beforehand for the rant I am about to unleash upon dA.

Today was the last day of school before school break, and everything was all.. eh marry and joyful. Everyone seemed to be in a good mood. Well, little did I know until the afternoon bus ride that the main source of this good mood is again, teasing and taunting those beyond the social norm. You'd think that just before the holidays teens would show just a tad bit of good will towards their peers... yeah right. My sister who wanted to give candy canes to her entire family, got taunted because she had four candy canes... and just because she was my sister.

Gotta love how these kids choose their victims.

I was already sick of the hair taunts. Seriously, its been over a week, GET USED TO MY FREAKING HAIR ALREADY. They should have expected something like this from the resident (read: solo) freak/weirdo/goth kid. Having my sister getting picked on by four different kids BEHIND HER BACK is nearly too much to handle, and as soon as I intervened to tell them to shut the hell up, guess who's turn it was? I got more hair taunts, called a lesbian because I sat next to another person who doesn't follow social norm, and people were doing dares that involved me. "Dude. If you put your arm around her... I'll like give you 5 bucks."

Unfortunately I lost it and I yelled at them.. a lot, but FOR FREAKING JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE. Has goodwill towards your peers literally become nothing but a saying? I've been civil towards these brats longer then I've cared for, and they still want to harp on me, and my sister too now.

People wonder why I'm always alone, or have worked solo my entire life, and have always tried to avoid people as much as possible. Well. If they'd look at themselves, they'd see the reason. I'm tired of being nice to people when they just spit in my eye and kick me while I'm down.

I'm tired of being me when all that happens is I get crucified for it.

Sorry about the rant. I promise I'll have some more art up before Christmas.

Happy Holidays Everyone,
----AshlyN

First and foremost, Happy Chriskwanzikah to you all.

School's been almost too easy... with the exception of gym class. The teacher suddenly has gotten strict after our class apparently was naughty when a sub was teaching. As far as I could tell, the class was functioning at its normal level of maturity... Eh. Well, fortunately gym ends at the end of the semester. Then comes... Sewing!

On the downside, I have art's block again.. which is why I'm uploading older things again, and hopefully I'll be able to upload some stories and poems. Again I hope that there's a flow of creativity before the holidays, otherwise there will be no special Holiday themed deviation for you special people.

Just a small preview of what's to come before the year's end:
----My Doodles Series (Ode to the Stick people)
----MUFFIN
----Pen doodles
----Caerin Characters

Oh. And Miss Clairol has relinquished her control over my hair. Manic Panic is now my dictator in hair color ^_^

Happy Holidays From Your Wisconsinite!

Yes, devious ones, its snowing like mad up here in Wisconsin, but I'm specifically waiting for the fluffy flakes... to build a snowman . And then after that, comes a butt-load of scans of my older drawings.

However, devious ones, I promise some fresh ideas that will come to my gallery.

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Happy Thanksgiving, all. I hope your turkey hasn't attacked any of you for revenge.

-AshlyN